Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Did Michael Jackson? or Didn't He?...

Truths, rumors or somewhere in the middle, it's 50 curious things about the King of Pop that Michael Jackson will no longer be able to confirm or deny ...
1. Took Zoloft, Xanax AND Demerol before his death?
2. Took those drugs with intent to self-harm?
3. Trusted that his personal doctor prescribed to him whatever was best?
4. Had a near-decade-long addiction to prescription painkillers?
5. Had over 50 plastic surgeries?
6. Had over 50 plastic surgeries because he thought he was ugly?
7. Hated being black?
8. Suffered from Vitiligo, the skin depigmentation disorder?
9. Bleached his skin, like, a lot?
10. Suffered from unbearable chest pains?
11. Was depressed in a BIG way?
12. Had sex with Brooke Shields?
13. Loved Lisa Marie Presley?
14. Loved Debbie Rowe?
15. Loved the baby that he dangled over the balcony?
16. Called said baby Blanket?
17. Named his other children Prince and Paris because he admires singer Prince and heiress Paris?
18. Was totally broke? Seriously?
19. Shared his bed with children not his own?
20. Was seriously abused by his father?
21. Loved by all of his siblings?
22. Have perfectly normal children?
23. Was a sick perfectionist?
24. Got a cleft put in his chin to look ... masculine?
25. Slept in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber to slow his aging process?
26. Shared a toilet with Bubbles, his pet chimpanzee?
27. Bought the bones of the Elephant Man?
28. Suffered from lupus?
29. Suffered from anorexia?
30. Was an alien from Mars?
31. Ate live chickens?
32. Performed a voodoo dance at midnight every night?
33. Suffered from body dysmorphic disorder?
34. Purchased his Neverland Ranch for $17 million?
35. A staff of 40 patrolled it?
36. Was a vegetarian?
37. Was the first Westerner to appear in a TV ad for Russia?
38. Proposed to Lisa Marie Presley over the phone?
39. Kissed, masturbated and engaged in oral sex with 13-year-old Jordan Chandler?
40. Administered an intoxicating agent to 13-year-old Gavin Arvizo?
41. Hated Jews (see lyrics to song "They Don't Care About Us")?
42. Was a regressed 10-year-old on the inside?
43. Planned on having Madonna appear as a guest during his 50-show run in London?
44. Wanted to do his "This Is It" tour so his children could see him perform for the first time?
45. Was the best-selling artist of all time?
46. Owned the rights to a big chunk of the Beatles song catalog?
47. Admitted to being seriously lonely?
48. Had the nose of someone else's, like, a nose transplant?
49. Wore little girls' white socks?
50. Was as sexual as his groin grab always indicated?

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